Quit trying to kill me, ski lifts

Idiots trusting an evil ski lift

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/americas/12/18/gondola/index.html
Always trust your instincts. Instinctually, I know lions could eat me. Instinctually, I feel attracted to strapping young men who would probably produce excellent heirs. Instinctually, I've been suspicious of ski lifts since the day one first kicked me in the knees and dangled me helplessly above a dizzying drop rarely seen outside the mortgage-backed securities market. Now CNN is reporting that a ski tower collapsed in Vancouver, due to a rare malfunction that will totally never happen again known as : ice. ICE??!?!?!? What kind of conditions were these ski lifts made to endure?? 31 degree weather with a smattering of light snow? 60 degree days with a Northeasterly breeze a-blowin? This quick concession of a battle with some mere ice was clearly premeditated and malicious. Stop trying to kill me, ski lift, I am ON to your game.